Kid Speedy

Kid Speedy isn't very speedy—but that's okay, because in this track-running video game, all the player has to do is not come in last. On the way to the finish the path will be filled with various foods. If Kid Speedy passes over vegetables or the smiley faces, his energy will increase. If he passes over junk food or curse words, his energy will decrease dramatically. Coming in first, second, or third in a race allows the player to proceed to the next level of races.

The game claims to have online play, but it is not online at all—all of the other runners are still computer-controlled.

Completing the game unlocks new characters: finishing as Kid Speedy unlocks Strong Sad, finishing as Strong Sad unlocks the King of Town, and the King of Town unlocks Homestar Runner. Each character has their own unique ending.