Hypergalactic Psychic Table Tennis 3000

Explore the hypergalaxies in the year 3000 or so to become the ultimate paddle champion. Learn new skills, cast devastating spells and put someone's underwear on your head whilst riding a swamp beast in this crazed hybrid of RPG, pong, and romance simulator. Whether it's an epic encounter with a screen-cramming monster paddle or a tiny little baby boo boo cutesy pootsy poo paddle, every battle brings adrenaline pumping table tennis action and suspense... except for the battle with the Possessed Piece of Pork. That one is mostly just weird.